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About Us

Here at Intensive Porpoise Press, we believe laughter is truly the best medicine. We worship at the feet of Terry Pratchett (or at least we did until he got a restraining order). We're dedicated to bringing you joy through humor, and we hope you love our books.

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

e. e. cummings

Our Books

Check out the books we've published.

Our Team

Meet the creative geniuses responsible for your favorite books.

John / Chief Bottle Washer

What I do for fun? Weekends away with friends. Peace, quiet, and space to be creative.

Joan / Editor

What I do for fun? Hanging out with my best friend pretty much anywhere.

Jack / Lead Designer

What I do for fun? Give me my skateboard and set me free.

Jane  / Office Pug

What I do for fun? Sleep.

Contact Us

Got a new Yo Momma joke, or just want to chat? Then drop us a line!

Our Office

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20500

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